The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ [32d]
• Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron [32d]
• Amish Man Ashamed To Learn He Logging Over 5 Hours Of Horse Time Per Day [32d]
• Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling [32d]
• Josephine Walker [32d]
• Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates [32d]