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The Onion

Melania Accused Of Placing Winning Bid On Own NFT [1321d]
Pope Francis Using New Treadmill Altar To Add More Physical Activity To Workday [1321d]
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other [1321d]
No-Bullshit Children’s Museum Just Thousands Of Buttons That Light Up When Pressed [1322d]
Lies Elected Officials Tell Their Constituents All The Time [1322d]
Man Who Didn’t Bring Picnic Blanket Sits Ashamedly On Ground Next To Everyone [1322d]
Outdated Sex Ed Curriculum Still Teaches How Boyfriend’s Balls Could Explode If You Don’t Give Him Hand Job [1322d]
U.S. Approves New Headlights That Won’t Blind Oncoming Drivers [1322d]
School Board Conflicts Rage Across The Country [1322d]