The Brutalist Report

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• McDonald’s, Starbucks Leaving Russia [1301d]
• New IRS Campaign Fucking Dares You To Take Deduction For Home Office [1301d]
• Desperate Americans Violently Fight Over Oil-Covered Bird [1301d]
• Heroic Bystander Talks Knife-Wielding Man Down To Fistfight [1301d]
• ‘And Here’s Oatmeal, Our Grand Marshal,’ Thinks Woman Watching Groceries Parade Down Checkout Conveyor Belt [1301d]
• Company Celebrates Employee’s 40 Steadfast Years Of Being Unable To Retire [1301d]
• How The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Will Impact The Global Economy [1301d]
• Florida Researchers Building Machine To Test Future Of Mega Hurricanes [1301d]
• FDA Warns Americans To Take That Out Of Their Mouth This Instant [1301d]