The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pundits Warn Midterms Could Spell Doom For Democrats After Beto O’Rourke Announces Candidacy In Every Race In Country [1269d]
• Man In Germany Gets 90 Covid Vaccine Shots To Sell Forged Passes [1269d]
• Wind Energy Company Pleads Guilty After Killing 150 Bald Eagles [1269d]
• Putin Pleased As Plot To Ruin Russian Economy, Destroy International Standing Goes Exactly To Plan [1269d]
• Lord Of Darkness Feeling Burnt Out By Repetitive Cycle Of Rising To Power, Being Defeated By Chosen One, Rising Again [1269d]
• What To Know About Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill [1269d]
• A Guide To Putin’s Inner Circle [1269d]
• Trojan Introduces New Contraceptive Fife For Charming Sperm Out Of Vaginal Canal [1270d]
• Self-Conscious Earth Cinches Equator To Give Self Waist Line [1270d]
• Costumed Characters Will Be Able To Start Hugging Again At Disney Parks [1270d]
• Students Explain How College Has Censored Them [1270d]
• Avant-Garde DJ Really Gets The Dance Floor Thinking [1270d]