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The Onion

McCarthy Audio Reveals Trump Acknowledged Responsibility For Capitol Attack [1248d]
Congress Passes $33 Billion Bill To Send War-Torn Ukraine Free Community College [1248d]
Ben Simmons Tells Nets He Ready To Play Now [1248d]
Overly Cautious Pregnant Woman Only Going To Ride Roller Coaster 6 Or 7 Times [1248d]
Can A Mother Actually Lift A Car If Her Child Is Trapped Under It? [1248d]
The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Travel In Comfort And Style [1248d]
Nation’s Older Cousins Announce Plans To Whip Butterfly Knives Around In The Woods [1248d]
Yankees Attribute Offensive Slump To Terrified Hitters Closing Eyes During Swing [1248d]
Margot Robbie Recalls Preparing For ‘Barbie’ Role By Allowing Teen Boy To Pop Off Head And Throw It At Bird [1248d]
Horrific Jan. 6 Texts That You’ll Have To Learn About In Our Forthcoming Tell-All Book [1248d]
Harvard Pledges $100 Million To Atone For Role In Slavery [1248d]