The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Apple Discontinuing iPod After 21 Years [1233d]
• Tom Brady’s Announcing Deal Includes Incentives For Number Of Verbs Used [1233d]
• How To Make Strawberry Boba [1233d]
• Three-Bean Salad Like You’ve Never Had It: Packed In A Suitcase And Sent Abroad [1233d]
• Google Maps Adds Shortcuts Through Houses Of People Google Knows Aren’t Home Right Now [1233d]
• 1,000-Year-Old Cave Carvings Of Mysterious Giant Humanoids Discovered In Alabama [1233d]
• Surprising Benefits McDonald’s Workers Get In Denmark [1233d]
• Study Finds Only 2% Of Americans Can Draw Cool Flames [1233d]
• Disrobing Austrian Man Asks World To Give Themselves Over To Pleasure [1233d]