The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Walmart Pulls ‘Juneteenth’ Ice Cream After Backlash [1219d]
• Congress Placed On Lockdown After Deranged Man Enters Senate With Gun Control Measures [1219d]
• Report: Uvalde Gunman Had Accomplices As Far As Washington, D.C [1219d]
• IRS Splinter Group Demands Taxpayers Recognize August 15 As The True Tax Day [1219d]
• HR Department Rings Gong Every Time They Successfully Cover Up Sexual Harassment [1219d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1219d]
• Biggest Misconceptions Men Have About Sexual Reproduction [1220d]
• Tips For Officiating A Wedding [1220d]
• ‘Bon Appétit’ Test Kitchen Apologizes For Gruesome Experiments On Beans [1220d]
• New York Mobbed By Thousands Of Drunken Characters During Disney Cruise Line's Fleet Week [1220d]
• Retired Couple To Live Permanently On Cruise Ships, Saying It’s Cheaper Than Mortgage [1220d]