The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Supreme Court Approves Use Of Public Money For Religious Education [1189d]
• Experts Recommend Raising Minimum Age For Committing Mass Shootings To 21 [1189d]
• New Footage Shows Uvalde Police Rushing Into School To Take Selfies With Shooter [1189d]
• Angry Sea Launches Ballistic Missile Back At North Korea [1189d]
• Farmer Caught Googling ‘What Is Corn’ [1189d]
• Preacher Not Drenched In Sweat Must Not Be Very Connected To Holy Spirit [1189d]
• Excerpts From Ginni Thomas’ Emails Attempting To Overturn The 2020 Election [1189d]
• Zoetrope A Little Thin On Plot [1189d]
• Woman Throws Away All The Food In Grocery Store So She Won’t Be Tempted [1189d]
• Florida Only State Not Preordering Toddler Covid-19 Vaccines [1189d]
• Local 11-Year-Old Savoring Week Between Being Bullied At School, Bullied At Camp [1189d]
• Indoor Cat Wouldn’t Last A Day In The High-Octane World Of Street Racing [1189d]