The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public [1187d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse [1187d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Take Child Bride [1187d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals [1187d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution [1187d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup [1187d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings [1187d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night [1187d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars [1187d]
• Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps [1187d]
• Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut [1187d]
• Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers [1187d]
• Nation’s Centrists Stubbornly Double Down On Claim That Roe v. Wade Not At Risk [1187d]
• Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists [1187d]
• Woman's Preventable Death During Childbirth Upheld In 6-3 Supreme Court Vote [1187d]
• Failure To Stand On One Leg For 10 Seconds Linked To Increased Risk Of Death [1187d]
• O’Hare Airport Unveils New 950-Mile Moving Walkway To Dallas-Fort Worth [1187d]
• Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out [1187d]