The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Former Aide: Trump Was Told Protesters Had Weapons On Jan. 6 [1182d]
• Love Fact: Did You Know? [1182d]
• The Onion Shares Its Social Media Guidelines For Reporters [1182d]
• Migrant Imprisoned At Border Should Weep In English [1182d]
• Hospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins [1182d]
• Pete Buttigieg’s Locomotive Always Taking Up 2 Whole Parking Spots [1182d]
• Americans Discuss Whether Biden Should Run Again [1182d]
• Flu Vaccine Linked To 40% Reduced Risk Of Alzheimer’s Disease [1182d]
• Funeral Procession Of Jeep Wranglers Suggests Epic Death [1182d]
• Dumbass Kid Bringing Mitt To MLB Game Must Think He’s Actually Going To Play [1182d]