The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• America’s Housing Crisis, By The Numbers [1174d]
• California To Become First State To Provide Free Healthcare For Undocumented Residents [1174d]
• Barack Obama Asks America To Stop Trying To Contact Him [1174d]
• Wings In Basket From 3 Chickens Who Were Friends [1174d]
• Man Doesn’t Want To Be One Of Those Couples That Spends Time Together [1174d]
• Man Buys Sword In Case He Ever Needs A Sword [1174d]
• Intramural Volleyball League Provides Woman With Opportunities To Feel Like Loser Outside Of Work [1174d]
• Pregnant Woman Wishes People Would Ask Before Touching Breasts [1175d]
• Large Mass Of Used Wet Wipes Forms ‘Island’ In Thames River [1175d]
• Extra Mad Wife Forces Husband To Sleep On Ottoman [1175d]
• Stain On Bus Seat Hopefully Just Cum [1175d]