The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Facebook Gave Private Messages To Police In Teen’s Abortion Case [1137d]
• SNAP Recipients Now Required To Prove Need By Eating All Their Groceries On Spot [1137d]
• Prison Charges Inmate $1 Per Minute For Time With Photo Of Family [1137d]
• Things Robbers Always Look For When Casing A House [1137d]
• Man Takes Nice Morning Drive Through Neighbors [1137d]
• Conservatives React To The Mar-A-Lago Raid [1137d]
• Astronaut Clearly Only Selected For Mission Because He’s Related To Moon [1137d]
• New ‘BroSludge’ Company Markets Orange Guck For Men [1137d]
• Scientist Admits ‘Space Telescope Image’ Actually Slice Of Chorizo [1137d]
• Woman Not Attractive Enough To Look Good Wet [1137d]