The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study: Risk Of Catastrophic Megafloods In California Have Doubled [1130d]
• Dick Cheney Launches Last-Minute Invasion Of Wyoming To Bolster Daughter’s Reelection [1131d]
• Men Reveal Why They’ve Decided To Get Vasectomies [1131d]
• Unambitious Psychopath Still Only Killing Small Animals [1131d]
• History Fact: Did You Know? [1131d]
• Report: Nothing Beats Seeing Yankees Lose At Home [1131d]
• Department Of Transportation Allocates $2 Billion To Finally Make Nation Look All Futuristic And Shit [1131d]
• Lifeguard Kicks Feet Up On Ottoman Tower [1131d]
• Report: Your Tax Dollars Went To Raytheon Trying To Invent An Exploding Knife [1131d]
• Customer Listens Silently As Barber Describes All Of The Actresses He’d Have Sex With [1131d]
• Florida Police Order Beachgoers To Stop Interrupting Manatees Having Sex [1131d]
• Americans Explain Why They Support The Death Penalty [1131d]
• Study Finds You Should Talk More, People Want To Hear What You Think [1131d]