The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New Poll Reveals Smoking Marijuana More Popular Than Tobacco [1116d]
• Noam Chomsky Finally Earns His GED [1116d]
• Study: Majority Of Red States Not Walkable Enough To Accommodate Riots In The Streets [1116d]
• NASA Delays Artemis Launch After Rocket Gets Scared [1116d]
• Fraternity Pledges Describe Their Worst Hazing Experience [1116d]
• More MLB Teams Trying To Attract Younger Audience With Free Prostate Exam Day [1116d]
• Casting Director Can Tell That Child Actor Doesn’t Have The Abusive Parents It Takes To Make It In Entertainment [1116d]
• Parents Explain Why They Do Not Allow Their Children To Play Football [1116d]
• Teen Boy Entering That Awkward Phase Where He A Fucking Pervert [1116d]
• Annoying Boyfriend Always Leaves Toilet Seat Ripped Off, Flung Across Bathroom [1116d]
• Study: Psilocybin Mushrooms May Help Heavy Drinkers Quit [1116d]
• New Google Privacy Settings Allows Users To Choose If Sundar Pichai Can Sleep Under Bed [1116d]