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The Onion

Mary Peltola Defeats Sarah Palin To Become First Alaska Native Elected To Congress [1112d]
Herschel Walker Brushes Up On Theoretical Physics, Linguistics To Formulate Ideal Conditions For Warnock Debate [1112d]
Difficult-To-Follow Recipe Calls For Dish To Be Enjoyed With Friends [1112d]
Greg Abbott Fills Last Few Open Seats On Migrant Bus With Jews [1113d]
NASA Announces Mars Rover Ran Into Jason Schwartzman But Didn’t Take Any Pictures Because It Didn’t Want To Be Weird [1113d]
Californians Explain Why They Oppose Drought Restrictions [1113d]
Scientists Find Dolphins Only Other Mammals That Jet-Ski For Pleasure [1113d]
Cops Confident School Shooter Will Tucker Himself Out [1113d]
Historic Preservationists Place Eiffel Tower In Jar Of Formaldehyde [1113d]
The Onion Fact-Checks Claims About Student Loan Debt [1113d]
Poll Finds 43% Of Americans Expect Civil War Within Next 10 Years [1113d]