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The Onion

New Yorkers With Marijuana Convictions First To Be Given Dispensary Licenses [1108d]
Serena Williams Takes Home Chair Umpire From Final Match As Career Memento [1108d]
U.S. Escalates Campaign Against Spotted Lanternflies By Arming Praying Mantises [1108d]
Pennsylvanians Explain Why They Are Voting For Dr. Oz [1108d]
Timeline Of The DOJ’s Investigation Into Mar-A-Lago [1108d]
Zoo Insists If They Can Get A New Gorilla They’ll Really Take Care Of It This Time [1108d]
Fernando Tatis Jr. Quietly Asks Doctor If There Anything He Can Take To Come Back From PED Suspension Quicker [1108d]
Class Split Up Into Groups By Genitals [1108d]
Man Looking To Become Misogynist Loser Hopes To Find Guidance Online [1108d]
Las Vegas Raiders Hardscape Field Amid Drought [1108d]
Clarence Thomas Annoyed After Getting Another Text From Wife Nagging Him To Overthrow Government Before He Gets Home From Work [1108d]
Family Just Wants To Ensure Grandma’s Dinner As Comfortable And Pain-Free As Possible [1108d]
Man Who Watched 30-Second Ad About Pistachios To Get Free Airport Wi-Fi Opts To Learn More [1108d]