The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Roger Federer Hopes Career Inspired Little White Boys To See Themselves Playing Tennis [1098d]
• Lindsey Graham Proposes Nationwide 15-Week Abortion Ban [1099d]
• Black Homeowner Receives Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members [1099d]
• Great Britain Returns Looted Stonehenge Back To India [1099d]
• Brett Favre Defends Use Of State Welfare Money To Build Shelter For Homeless Volleyballs [1099d]
• Queen’s Casket Visited By Thousands Of Ex-Lovers She Took After Her Husband’s Passing [1099d]
• Ken Starr’s Family Finds Note Ordering Them To Frame Monica Lewinsky For His Death [1099d]
• The Most Fit Celebrities Reveal Their Workout Regimens [1099d]
• The Shocking Numbers Behind Gen Z Online Use [1099d]
• No Going Back Now: We Wasted Our One Precious Life On This Earth Testing 9 Bluetooth Speakers For You [1099d]
• Embarrassing Mistakes Every College Freshman Makes [1099d]
• New Subway Menu Items Testing Poorly With Focus Group Of Swarming Maggots [1099d]
• John Lennon Killer Denied Parole For 12th Time [1099d]
• First Mate’s Solution To Everything Battening Down The Hatches [1099d]
• Cop Getting Tired Of Driving Dylann Roof To Burger King For Lunch Every Day [1099d]
• They Can’t Even [1099d]