The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New York Subway To Install Security Cameras In All Train Cars [1092d]
• Daily Affirmation: I Don't Need Help [1092d]
• Guide And Prejudice [1092d]
• Best Moments From Hillary And Chelsea Clinton’s Apple TV Show ‘Gutsy’ [1092d]
• Baby Carrier Hung On Hook Under Bar [1092d]
• USDA Approves Genetically Modified Purple Tomato [1093d]
• What To Know About The Spotted Lanternfly Invasion [1093d]
• More Cities Now Providing Special Disposal Bin For Cursed Artifacts [1093d]
• Premium DraftKings Feature Lets User Select Players To Have Legs Broken By Goons [1093d]
• 104-Year-Old Man Awarded WWII Medal Just To Be Nice [1093d]
• U.S. Landlord General Announces Plans To Fix Constant Flooding Sometime In Next Few Months [1093d]
• Study Finds Falling To Knees And Screaming To Sky Remains Best Way Of Forsaking One’s God [1093d]