The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Bullied Loner Plans Office Shooting [1279d]
• First Gen Z Member Elected To Congress [1279d]
• Onion Sports’ NFL Week 10 Picks [1279d]
• They Said A Rock Could Never Have A Tasty Little Guy Inside: How Oysters Proved Everyone Wrong [1279d]
• ‘Call Of Duty’ Adds Premium Skin Only Available To Players Who Kill Someone In Real Life [1279d]
• Things That Will Get You Permanently Banned From Elon Musk’s Twitter [1279d]
• How Should We Reduce Political Polarization? [1279d]
• A Real Ship Show [1279d]
• I’d Probably Do Fine In Prison Because I Get Along With Everybody [1279d]
• Stolen Bitcoin Worth $3 Billion Found In Popcorn Tin [1279d]
• Kid Could Afford To Be More Discerning About Which Rocks Are Worth Collecting [1279d]
• Clueless Commuters Walk Past World-Famous Subway Masturbator Without Realizing [1279d]
• Tearful U.N. Secretary Holds Up Glacier’s Remains As Dire Climate Warning [1279d]
• Moment Of Silence Sponsored By Foot Locker [1279d]