The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Eric Adams Resumes Placing Mentally Ill People Into Audience Of ‘The Tonight Show’ Against Their Will [1259d]
• New Tesla ‘Memories’ Feature Displays Pictures From Driver’s Life On Dashboard Before Car Explodes [1259d]
• Balenciaga Under Fire For BDSM Teddy Bear Campaign [1259d]
• The Onion’s Test Sweatshop Helps You Get In Shape And Stay In Shape [1259d]
• Most Viral TikTok Compilation [1259d]
• Trump Hosts Kanye West, White Nationalist Holocaust Denier At Mar-A-Lago [1259d]
• Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car [1259d]
• Mom Doing Full-Time, Unpaid PR For Some Disney+ Show About Whales [1259d]
• Lack Of Clean Laundry Forces Man To Wear T-Shirt He No Longer Agrees With [1259d]
• Man Afraid To Get Tattoo In Case He Feels Differently About His Children In 10 Years [1259d]
• God Releases New Peppermint-Flavored Chipmunks For The Holidays [1259d]
• Most Awesome Perks That Employees Who Work For Elon Musk Get [1259d]