The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Dr. Dre Serves Marjorie Taylor Greene Cease-And-Desist Order For Using Song [1217d]
• Concessions Kevin McCarthy Made To Become House Speaker [1217d]
• Katie Porter Uses Whiteboard To Explain To Dianne Feinstein Why This Her Office Now [1217d]
• Matt Gaetz Accuses Roblox Of Silencing Conservative Voices [1217d]
• Nationwide Flight Disruption Lasts Almost Long Enough For Pilot To Sober Up [1217d]
• Troubled Iowa Teen Sculpts Butter AR-15 [1217d]
• Hole In Ozone Will Mend By 2066, U.N. Report Finds [1217d]
• Facebook HQ On Lockdown After Mark Zuckerberg’s Avatar Breaks Out Of Metaverse [1217d]
• Mortuary Cosmetologist Opts To Give Client More Natural Decomposing Look [1217d]
• Man Memorizes Several Awkward Remarks In Case Date Not Going Uncomfortably Enough [1217d]
• Signs Someone Is Catfishing You [1217d]