The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Revised AP African American Studies To Focus Mostly On Herman Cain’s Rise To Pizza CEO [1195d]
• Biden Casually Tells National Prayer Breakfast He’s Been To Heaven Several Times [1195d]
• Kamala Harris Reminds Self Not To High-Five Cops During Memphis Trip [1195d]
• Green Comet Slows Down To Gawk As It Passes Totally Wrecked Planet [1195d]
• Victoria’s Secret Apologizes For Ill-Advised Body Positivity Campaign Showing Horse Wearing Bra [1195d]
• What To Know About YouTube Influencer MrBeast [1195d]
• Party Hat Leaves Circular Bruise On Grandma [1195d]
• Scientists Reverse Aging Process In Mice [1195d]
• Woman Puts On True Crime Podcast To Entertain Herself While Cleaning Up Husband’s Entrails [1195d]
• Musicians Explain Why They Hate Ticketmaster [1195d]
• Lies Men Will Tell To Get You To Sleep With Them [1195d]
• City Hopes Building Freeway Through White Neighborhood Can Count As Reparations [1195d]