The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Historical Texts Reveal Jesus Hid Out In Tomb For Few Extra Days While Abuse Scandal Blew Over [1130d]
• Supreme Court Justices All Reading About Clarence Thomas Corruption Allegations From Different Mediterranean Yachts [1130d]
• NASA Astronauts Go Insane And Kill Each Other Immediately Upon Entering Rocket [1130d]
• Trump Revealed To Have Paid Hush Money To Conceal Children He Had In Wedlock [1130d]
• Baltimore Archdiocese Passes Around Collection Plate For Victims To Take Settlement From [1130d]
• Trump Boys Ask Melania If They’re Getting New Daddy Now [1130d]
• Taylor Swift Fans Explain How They Got Tickets To The Eras Tour [1130d]
• Critical Erase Theory [1130d]
• DeSantis Signs Bill Allowing Carry Of Concealed Weapon Without Permit [1130d]
• Facebook Entirely Memorialized Accounts [1130d]
• Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society [1130d]
• Police Officers Explain Why They Are Resigning En Masse [1130d]