The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tech Experts Unsettled By Marker’s Ability To Draw Two Big Breast-Like Circles With Dots In Center Of Them [1124d]
• Dalai Lama Admits He Felt Left Out Being Only Leader Of Major Religion Not To Molest Someone [1124d]
• Cynical Fan Gives Millie Bobby Brown’s Marriage 55 Years [1124d]
• Religion Rocked By Another Molestation Whatever [1124d]
• Man Wears Bald Cap To Hide Embarrassing Bald Spot [1124d]
• Men Explain How They Think An Abortion Works [1125d]
• What's Stigmata Here [1125d]
• Uncle’s Dating Advice Sex Crime [1125d]
• Man Charged After Taking Kidnapped Platypus On Train, Shopping Trip [1125d]
• ‘The Sound Of Gunfire Doesn’t Dismiss You, I Do,’ Says Teacher Forcing Class To Sit Back Down In Desks [1125d]
• Infant Suffering From Recurring Nightmare Where His Mouth Full Of Teeth [1125d]
• Study: ‘This Was Back During Covid’ Uttered Average Of 96 Times Per Conversation [1125d]