The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Sen. Feinstein Faces Increased Pressure From Hallucination Of JFK Yelling At Her To Step Down [1121d]
• NRA Convention Food Vendor Held Up At Gunpoint By 19th Customer In A Row [1121d]
• Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ [1121d]
• Juul To Pay $462 Million For Its Role In Rise Of Underage Vaping [1121d]
• Idaho Public School Just Dead Hamster Floating In Toilet [1121d]
• Biggest Hidden Costs Of Giving Birth In America [1122d]
• Philosophical Bachelor Party Celebrates Last Day Of Man’s Illusion Of Freedom [1122d]
• Argentinian Guy Materializes In Pickup Soccer Game To Score Goal Before Disappearing Instantly [1122d]
• Invisalign Begins Offering Clear Body Shell System To Gradually Straighten Posture [1122d]
• Man Delays Exit From Burning House To Avoid Small Talk With Neighbors [1122d]
• Browns GM: ‘If I Could Go Back, I’d Offer Deshaun Watson More Money’ [1122d]
• Business Hopes Little Sign In Spanish Counts As Community Outreach [1122d]
• Quiz: Could You Pass A History Class In Ron DeSantis’ Florida [1122d]