The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fox News Settles Dominion Defamation Lawsuit For $787.5 Million [1116d]
• Sun, Sand, and Zombies — Wish You Were Here! [1116d]
• U.S. Politicians Who Switched Parties [1116d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They’re Boycotting Budweiser [1116d]
• Mid-Sized City’s 30-Under-30 List All Just People With Normal Careers [1116d]
• David’s Bridal Files For Bankruptcy [1116d]
• New Yorkers Describe Their Worst Experiences With Rats [1116d]
• Front Desk Guy Assessed For Willingness To Take Bullet [1116d]
• Drunk Woman Murmurs Something About Learning To Love Self Before Immediately Passing Out [1116d]
• Fan Respects Women Too Much To See Their Bodies Commodified As Athletes [1116d]
• Tee Ball Coach Reminds Players To Use Both Hands When Sobbing Into Glove [1116d]
• Secular Man Wishes He Had Better Way to Console Bereaved Friend Than ‘Total Bummer, Dude’ [1116d]