The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Coy Biden Appears Nude Behind Folding Fan To Tease 2024 Run [1114d]
• Idiot Tornado Tears Harmlessly Through Empty Field [1114d]
• SpaceX Starship Blows Up Minutes After Launch [1114d]
• Authorities Report Increase In Threats From Any Slight Movement Out Of Corner Of Eye [1114d]
• Midwestern Woman Can’t Believe It’s Snowing When It Was 80 Degrees Just 10 Months Ago [1114d]
• Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eats A Kid [1114d]
• Quiz: Could You Pass The SpaceX Aptitude Test? [1114d]
• Mark Cuban Rejects ‘Shark Tank’ Pitch To Make Mavericks Good [1114d]
• Carnival Worker Practically Held Together With Duct Tape [1114d]
• Bachelorette Party Spends Combined $6,000 To End Up Hating Each Other [1114d]
• Woman Seems Genuinely Upset That Younger Sister’s Hair Longer Than Hers [1114d]
• Chaperones Instructed To Turn Away Any Students Who Show Up To Prom With Pussy On Their Breath [1114d]
• ‘Your Father Would Be So Proud Of You,’ Says Mother Adjusting Teen Son’s Condom Ahead Of Prom [1114d]
• Job Applicant Makes Memorable First Impression By Having Weird-Looking Face [1114d]
• Republican Voters Explain Their Top Issues For 2024 [1114d]