The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Announces 2024 Reelection Bid [1109d]
• Sarah Huckabee Sanders Drops Kids Off At Summer Work Camp [1109d]
• Pros And Cons Of President Biden Running For Reelection [1109d]
• God Fact: Did You Know? [1109d]
• New Biden Campaign Manager Confirms Job Mainly Figuring Out Who President Means By ‘Buster’ [1109d]
• ‘Dune: Part Two’ To Pick Up Right Where Viewers Fell Asleep During First One [1109d]
• ‘Ted Lasso’ Fan Has Sinking Feeling Show Is For Losers [1109d]
• Social Media Platforms Reassure Nation That They Only Selling Everyone’s Data To One Creepy Guy [1109d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Tucker Carlson [1109d]
• Man Confident That If He Lived In Nazi Germany He Would Turn Jews In Out Of Fear [1109d]
• FDA Could Really Evaluate A Big Bag Of Chips Right Now [1109d]
• Bee Mashing Face Into Pollen Like Miami Drug Lord [1109d]
• Sony Photography Winner Refuses Award After Revealing He Used AI [1109d]
• Laser-Focused Liberal Still Devoting All His Attention To Getting Ellen To Apologize [1109d]
• Police Officer Tells Rookie That Weapon Should Only Be Drawn To Secure Early Retirement [1109d]
• Steve Ballmer Asks Fan Sitting Next To Him If She Wants The Clippers [1110d]