The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion’s 2023 Summer Movie Preview [1094d]
• Dubai To Build World’s First 3D-Printed Mosque [1094d]
• High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job [1094d]
• Quiz: Can You Pass This Sex Ed Quiz In Post-Roe America? [1095d]
• First-Time Homebuyers Purchase Nice Starter Doorknob [1095d]
• Poll: Majority Of Americans Don’t Trust Trump Or Biden To Watch Their Stuff While They’re In Bathroom [1095d]
• Updated Texas Sex Ed Curriculum Instructs Children How To Stone Whores [1095d]
• Baby Left Inside Hot Mom [1095d]
• Campbell’s Soup Announces Soup Will Set You Free [1095d]
• Man Dies After Being Pushed By Stranger Into Subway Restaurant [1095d]
• Momfluencers Defend Using Their Children For Clicks [1095d]
• Mark Zuckerberg Wins Gold, Silver Medals In Jiu-Jitsu Tournament [1095d]