The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• A History Of The U.S. Debt Ceiling [712d]
• Russia Issues Arrest Warrant For Lindsey Graham [712d]
• God Burns Mouth After Taking Big Swig Of Volcano [712d]
• Federal Court Rules Sacklers Can Still Go To Heaven [712d]
• Supreme Court: ‘We Wear Gold Crowns Now’ [712d]
• Report: More Hospitals Requiring Patients To Put Body Part Down As Collateral Before Receiving Services [712d]
• Obama Kills Self After Learning About ‘President Obummer’ Nickname [712d]
• Prize-Winning Zucchini Stripped Of Blue Ribbon Following Miracle Gro Scandal [712d]
• Kentucky Man Accused Of Shooting Roommate For Eating Last Hot Pocket [712d]
• Police Claim They Thought 9-Year-Old Boy They Shot Was Actually 10-Year-Old Boy [712d]
• CEOs Defend Corporate Greed [712d]
• State Department Issues Travel Warning For Americans Visiting Chili’s [712d]