The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pornhub Releases Graphic Illustrating Depth Of Submersible Compared With 10-Inch Cock [1050d]
• Elon Musk Declares ‘Cisgender’ Will Be Considered Slur On Twitter [1050d]
• Also, I Shouldn’t Have To Disclose That I Had Sex With A Salmon [1050d]
• ‘I’m Working Through My Anger Issues, But Even On My Best Days It’s A Struggle,’ Screams Majorie Taylor Greene [1050d]
• Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First [1050d]
• Banging Sound Experts Confirm Noise Detected Underwater Sounds Likes Banging Sound [1050d]
• ’Til Death Do They Parch [1050d]
• Nation Startled By Loud Noise [1050d]
• Trump Spends Contemplative Morning In Office Tapping Golf Balls Into Rudy Giuliani’s Mouth [1050d]
• Americans React To Hunter Biden’s Guilty Plea [1050d]
• White Supremacist Renounces Beliefs After Taking MDMA In Study [1050d]
• The Onion’s Guide To Fertility Treatments [1050d]
• Man Wouldn’t Necessarily Describe Himself As At Risk Of Suicide But Definitely Open To It [1050d]
• Billionaires Knock Out-Of-Touch Centibillionaires For Not Knowing How Much Gallon Of Adrenochrome Costs [1050d]