The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Indicted For Trying To Overturn 2020 Election [1006d]
• Trump Tries To Appear Demure In Court Wearing Tasteful String Of Pearls [1006d]
• Justin Trudeau Shows Up At U.S. Border With Duffel Bag [1006d]
• Depressed Woman’s Sole Source Of Pleasure Looking At Pictures Of Food On Restaurant Websites [1006d]
• Trump Asks Judge To Throw Out Case So As Not To Ruin Future Swimming Career [1006d]
• Bloodied, Bruised Biologists Confirm Kangaroos Still 8 Times Stronger Than Average Human [1006d]
• Our Annual Sentences And Pictures Issue [1006d]
• The Onion Explains ‘Bidenomics’ [1006d]
• Chinese Zoo Denies Bears Are People In Costume [1006d]
• Woman’s Entire Self-Worth Dependent On Ability To Accomplish Unrealistic Goal By Arbitrary Deadline [1006d]
• Republicans Describe Their Strangest Interaction With Ron DeSantis [1006d]
• Border Patrol Agent Starting To Worry He The Rapist Stealing Taxpayer Money [1006d]
• Man Reaches Deep Within To Find The Courage To Run From All His Problems [1006d]