The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Car Crashes Into Second Floor Of House [1000d]
• Pentagon Officials Panic After Chinese President Shows Up To Fight Them In Parking Lot [1000d]
• Flat-Earthers Explain Why The Earth Is Flat [1000d]
• ‘Queer, Black, POC,’ Says White Liberal As Random Non Sequitur In Middle Of Conversation [1000d]
• Dungeons & Dragons Bans AI Art [1000d]
• Could You Pass A PragerU Class In A Florida School? [1000d]
• Justin Fields Praises Receivers For Running Routes Despite No Intention To Ever Throw Ball [1000d]
• Stepdad Claims Watching Raccoons Fight By Dumpster Better Than Any Zoo [1000d]
• Brown-Nosing Coworker Never Shows Up Drunk To Meetings [1000d]