The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• F-35 Stealth Jet Reported Missing After Pilot Ejects During ‘Mishap’ [956d]
• Pros And Cons Of Getting A Flu Shot [956d]
• Ron DeSantis Announces He Will Live As Slave For One Year To Prove It Not Bad [957d]
• 8-Year-Old Makes Adorable Presentation To Parents About Why He Needs Gun To Kill Classmates [957d]
• Archrival Not Successful Either [957d]
• Impatient Guitar Student Asks How Long Until He Gets To Sleep With Teenagers [957d]
• MGM Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Resorts Systems In Vegas [957d]
• Man Ultimately Grateful He Chose To Go To Friend’s Wedding Instead Of Capitol Riot [957d]
• Makeup Sex Ends In Fight [957d]
• Bijan Robinson Hailed As Generational Talent Who Will Be Out Of League In 3 Years [957d]