The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• McCarthy Becomes First Speaker Removed By U.S. House Vote [937d]
• Commander Biden Gnaws Washington Monument Down To Slobber-Covered Stub [937d]
• House Elects Kevin McCarthy’s 8th-Grade Bully As Speaker [937d]
• Haircut Not So Funny After Jimmy Butler Brings Gun To Court [937d]
• FDA Warns Tying Penis Into Knot Only Prevents 73% Of Pregnancies [937d]
• Pros And Cons Of Keeping Senile Politicians In Office [937d]
• Confusing Haunted Maze Fails To Explain Narratively Why Someone Would Jump Out From Corner Screaming [938d]
• Drunk Couple Accidentally Does In One Night What Other Couple Has Spent 6 Years, Tens Of Thousands Of Dollars Trying To Do [938d]
• Area Man Man’s Man [938d]
• Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing [938d]
• Celebrities React To Their Ratings On Wikifeet [938d]