The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Britney Spears Memoir Says She Had Abortion While Dating Justin Timberlake [924d]
• Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital [924d]
• Encouraging Study Finds There Still A Bunch Of Kids Who Haven’t Been Shot Yet [924d]
• Windex Releases New 40-Story Bottles For Streak-Free Skyscrapers [924d]
• Parents Repeat Word ‘Gentle’ While Toddler Rips Dog’s Ear Clean Off [924d]
• Girl Scout Cookie Prices Increasing [924d]
• Americans Explain How They Are Ignoring The Israel-Hamas War [924d]
• Helpful Passengers In TSA Line Let Airplane Running Late For Flight Cut To Front [924d]