The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rockstar Releases Trailer For ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ [873d]
• Archaeologists Celebrate After Uncovering Ancient Certificate Congratulating Them For Finding All The Stuff [873d]
• Live In The House Where You Probably Lost Your Virginity! [873d]
• The Onion’s Final Interview With Henry Kissinger Before He Died [873d]
• Every Word Besides ‘Children’ Used To Describe Palestinians Under 18 [873d]
• Company Wellness Seminar Teaches Mindful Acceptance Of Pay Cuts [873d]
• Biden’s Approval Rating Skyrockets After Announcing He Taking Nation To The Circus [873d]
• Horse Without Health Insurance Unable To Afford Being Shot In The Head [873d]
• Two Bad Haircuts Flop All Over While Homely Couple Fucks [873d]