The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Court Rules Trump Not Immune From Prosecution In Election Interference Case [801d]
• Department Of Transportation Recommends Cranking Up Thin Lizzy’s ‘Jailbreak’ While Driving High [801d]
• The Onion Celebrates Andy Reid: One Of The Greatest Minds In The History Of Lunch [801d]
• Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women [801d]
• Elderly Neighbor Standing On Top Of 20-Foot Ladder To Hang Valentine’s Decorations [801d]
• Chuck Grassley Pushes For Legislation To Reduce Stagecoach Robberies [801d]
• Most Convincing Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theories [801d]
• Dunkin’ Unveils Sad New Half-Strip Of Turkey Bacon On Cracker [801d]
• Oglala Sioux Tribe Bans South Dakota Gov. From Reservation [801d]