The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Nation Celebrates Valentine’s Day [794d]
• Green Giant Unveils New Lettuce That You Can Put Wig On And Pretend Is Your Wife [794d]
• Is Your Memory Better Than Joe Biden’s? [794d]
• Nation’s Hairy Men In Hot Tubs Confirm There’s Room For One More [794d]
• Coughing Baby Aimed At Enemy [794d]
• Biden Campaign Joins TikTok [794d]
• Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship [794d]
• Man Takes 2 Bites Before Realizing Panties Aren’t Edible [794d]