The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Who Tossed Hot Dog Scraps On Ground To Be Followed For Rest Of Life By Sea Gull [770d]
• Nikki Haley Drops Out Of Presidential Race [770d]
• Kamala Harris Swaps Shifts At Orangetheory To Attend State Of The Union [770d]
• Pros And Cons Of Voting ‘Uncommitted’ In The Democratic Primary [770d]
• Waitstaff Watches Helplessly As Limo Full Of Screaming 12-Year-Old Girls Pulls Up To Restaurant [770d]
• Study Finds Humans Cannot Accurately Interpret Cat Behavior [770d]
• Archaeologists Uncover First Caves Gentrified By Homo Sapiens [771d]
• Words Besides ‘Genocide’ U.S. News Outlets Use To Describe Genocide [771d]
• Hearse Driver Makes Small Talk With Corpse Riding In Back [771d]