The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Florida Bans Local Heat Protections For Outdoor Workers [724d]
• Janet Yellen Unveils Plan To Boost Economy By Stealing World’s Largest Diamond [724d]
• DOJ Announces You Didn’t See Any Of That [724d]
• New York City Launches New Shareable E-Cig Program [724d]
• Quiz: Could You Serve On Donald Trump’s Jury? [724d]
• Sharpshooting Mom Snipes Bread Out Of Daughter’s Hands From 800 Meters Away [724d]
• Tesla Lays off 14,000 Workers [725d]
• Sports Bettors Explain How They Would Have Used $16 Million Of Ohtani’s Money [725d]