The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Birth Of White Buffalo In Yellowstone Fulfills Lakota Prophecy [664d]
• Study Finds Wild Elephants Call One Another By Name [665d]
• Heroic Pitbull Journeys 2,000 Miles To Attack Owner [665d]
• National Archives Intern Tasked With Singeing Edges Of Constitution To Make It Look Old [665d]
• Petco Introduces New Automatic Dog Launcher [665d]
• Biden Reveals He’s Delta Force Operative Robert Scott Investigating Major Government Cover-Up [665d]