The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• BTS’s Jin To Hug 1,000 Fans Upon Return From Military Service [157d]
• Old Classmates Easily Pick Up Where In Swirly They Left Off [157d]
• God Frustrated After Realizing Gates Of Heaven Too Narrow To Fit Couch Through [157d]
• NASA Polishes Moon In Orbital Rock Tumbler [157d]
• What To Know About Steve Bannon Potentially Going To Prison [157d]