The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Surgeon General Calls For Social Media Warning Labels [151d]
• Man Sleeping On Sidewalk Must Not Know About Heat Advisory [151d]
• Megabus Declares Bankruptcy [151d]
• Woman Makes It Through Another Day Having Strange Interactions That Make Everyone Uncomfortable [151d]
• Experts Recommend Setting Aside At Least 3 Months’ Salary For Engaged Friend’s Bachelorette Party [151d]
• OtterBox Releases Flattering Ruched Cases For Larger Phones [151d]