The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Analysts: Biden Can Negate Debate Performance By Pulling Train With Chain Clenched Between Teeth [647d]
• Eye Contact-Avoiding Biden Administration Still Hasn’t Said Word To Each Other Since Last Night [647d]
• Biden’s Approval Rating Skyrockets After Announcing He Taking Nation To The Circus [647d]
• Bam Margera To Spend 6 Months On Probation After Plea Deal In Assault Case [647d]
• Fact Checking The Trump–Biden Debate On CNN [648d]
• Report Links Climbing Onto Enormous Index Finger With Being Whisked Away To Kingdom Of Giants [648d]
• Ambitious Nature Center Squeezes 25 Informational Placards Out Of Sad Little Marsh [648d]
• Today’s Historic Front Page: June 27, 2024 [648d]
• Relieved Trump, Biden End Debate After Realizing Neither Of Them Really Wants To Be President [648d]
• Trump Uses Rebuttal To Pepper Spray Biden [648d]
• RFK Jr. Mutes TV To Share Own Answer To Debate Moderator’s Question [648d]
• CNN Cuts To Black As Hillary Clinton Rushes Debate Stage [648d]
• Nation Can’t Believe That It’s Saying This, But It Doesn’t Want To Watch TV [648d]