The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Investigation Finds Secret Service Failed To Account For Nation’s 393 Million Guns [627d]
• Terminally Nil [627d]
• Jacked Guy Wearing Suit Must Have It All Figured Out [627d]
• Report: Maybe Going To Strip Club For First Time Exactly What Isolated 33-Year-Old Needs [627d]
• Kamala Harris Freaked Out After Seeing Her LinkedIn Profile Got Over 30 Views This Week [627d]
• Woman Grimly Accepts Lifetime Responsibility Of Liking Every One Of Sister-In-Law’s Social Media Posts [627d]