The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House [3d]
• Venomous Snake Found In Bananas At New Hampshire Grocery Store [3d]
• DOGE By The Numbers [3d]
• ‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit [3d]