The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 4-Year-Old Calls 911 To Report Mom For Eating His Ice Cream [145d]
• Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day [146d]
• Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys [146d]
• JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse [146d]
• Port-A-Potty Paraded Around On Flatbed Truck Like Homecoming Queen [146d]