The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Gen Z, Millennials Prefer Influencer Content Over Premium Entertainment [129d]
• Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope [129d]
• United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport [129d]
• Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest [129d]
• The Onion Cultural Standard: The Bachelor [129d]
• Snake Getting Twirled Around Like Lasso Never Gonna Live This Down [129d]
• Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts [129d]
• Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind [129d]
• What To Know About The Hallow Prayer App [129d]
• New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods [129d]
• Trump Announces 25% Tariff On Talking Cars [129d]