The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA [31d]
• Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter [31d]
• Fiona Blythewood and Dexter Van Horne [31d]
• What Are Our Dietary Restrictions? [31d]